Just in Case You Don’t Realize That Scott Adams Is Actual Garbage
Like, he's just a pile of garbage that has taken human form. Are you kidding me?
The part that interests me is that society is organized in such a way that the natural instincts of men are shameful and criminal while the natural instincts of women are mostly legal and acceptable. In other words, men are born as round pegs in a society full of square holes. Whose fault is that? Do you blame the baby who didn’t ask to be born male? Or do you blame the society that brought him into the world, all round-pegged and turgid, and said, “Here’s your square hole”? ...
To be fair, if a man meets and marries the right woman, and she fulfills his needs, he might have no desire to tweet his meat to strangers. Everyone is different. But in general, society is organized as a virtual prison for men’s natural desires. I don’t have a solution in mind. It’s a zero sum game. If men get everything they want, women lose, and vice versa. And there’s no real middle ground because that would look like tweeting a picture of your junk with your underpants still on. Some things just don’t have a compromise solution.
Long term, I think science will come up with a drug that keeps men chemically castrated for as long as they are on it. It sounds bad, but I suspect that if a man loses his urge for sex, he also doesn’t miss it. Men and women would also need a second drug that increases oxytocin levels in couples who want to bond. Copulation will become extinct. Men who want to reproduce will stop taking the castration drug for a week, fill a few jars with sperm for artificial insemination, and go back on the castration pill.
That might sound to you like a horrible world. But the oxytocin would make us a society of huggers, and no one would be treated as a sex object. You’d have no rape, fewer divorces, stronger friendships, and a lot of other advantages. I think that’s where we’re headed in a few generations.
Why does he feel compelled to write on gender issues anyway? That whole comparing women to the developmentally disabled thing did go so well, after all, right?
It's amazing that men, who unequivocally control most of the wealth in the world, have set up a system that's apparently so tough for them.
Does it mean that I'm a feminine sort of guy if I'm not a'rapin' constantly and uploading compromising photos of myself to random women?
Or is it that Scott Adams is, in fact, really creepy and in need of a good shunning?
A Scene from the Future Conservative Dystopia
What do you get when NASA's "outrageous" outreach to Muslims and Newt Gingrich's vision for a privatized everything shack up together? This scene, which I think is from a movie with a working title like Expensive Steven Baldwin Sci-Fi Project.
Good Going, Best Health Care System in the World
Life expectancy in most US counties falls behind world’s healthiest nations
While people in Japan, Canada, and other nations are enjoying significant gains in life expectancy every year, most counties within the United States are falling behind, according to a new study by the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME) at the University of Washington.
IHME researchers, in collaboration with researchers at Imperial College London, found that between 2000 and 2007, more than 80% of counties fell in standing against the average of the 10 nations with the best life expectancies in the world, known as the international frontier.
“We are finally able to answer the question of how the US fares in comparison to its peers globally,” said Dr. Christopher Murray, IHME Director and one of the paper’s co-authors. “Despite the fact that the US spends more per capita than any other nation on health, eight out of every 10 counties are not keeping pace in terms of health outcomes. That’s a staggering statistic.”
Whew! Get to it, free market!
Fridays and Saturdays Are Rest Days
Back off, man!
No, but seriously, Mick Karn shouldn’t be dead.
Gingrich Is Special
I'm no Obamaniac (President Kucinich, duh), but sheesh, Newt:
“He is a national secular European socialist. He believes in the government,” said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, whose campaign imploded last week when his top advisers resigned. In one of the first speeches since the shakeup, he entered and exited to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.”
I cannot wait until "Obama is literally a Nazi" is the phrase that the GOPers are fighting each other over saying the loudest.
Also, why run for government office if you don't believe in government?
Friday Cop Out
The awesomest in recent posts from places I like.
Salon: Arabic for right-wingers
In ominous tones, Islamophobes toss around terms like "taqiyya" and "Shariah." Do they even know what they mean?
As readers of The eXiled know, Mark Ames and I have thoroughly exposed America’s anti-TSA “movement” as a rightwing union-busting PR campaign designed to prevent TSA workers from unionizing, pushed by an alliance of Koch-funded libertarians, warmongering neocons, notorious DC union-busting front-groups and rabid Christian homophobes. Well, the anti-TSA movement in Texas pretty much fits the bill…
Without a commitment of more federal funds for improvement, an initiative to transfer rights to private entities to operate trains along the Northeast Corridor would not accomplish much.
Robert Reich: The Growing Desperation of the Don’t-Raise-Taxes-on-the-Rich Crowd
What are anti-tax Republicans to do now?
For one, continue to distort the arguments of those who believe corporations and the rich should pay more taxes.
And then, music!
The Reaper Is Watching
Yesterday, when I went to last.fm, I was confronted by this:
A combat controller peeks out from the left; he looks serious. The top banner gives us some relevant info on the MQ-9 Reaper unmanned aerial vehicle:
IT SEES ALL.
IT KNOWS ALL.
IT NEVER SLEEPS.
THE REAPER IS WATCHING.
IT’S NOT SCIENCE FICTION.
Still Insane
In Slate/his FT.com blog yesterday, Jacob Weisberg writes on some new “sanity” displayed by the Republican candidates beginning with Monday’s debate. He’s wrong, and I wonder how it could be that we watched the same debate, but here we go:
The GOP presidential field, while hardly dominated by political giants, appears far less outlandish than one might have predicted. At the first Republican debate in New Hampshire on Monday night, the seven candidates competed not for evangelical or libertarian favor, but for the status of someone plausible to compete with the president for swing voters.
Here are some of the things that did not happen in the debate. No one called Obama a socialist. No one gave ambiguous encouragement to the "birther" faction. While all of the candidates oppose gay marriage, no one bashed homosexuals. With the exception of the marginal former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, no one directly endorsed the Ryan Plan. Two months ago, every Republican in the House backed this plan; now, no one wants to talk about it.
I sincerely hope that avoiding gay bashing and restraining oneself from ejaculating conspiracy theories on the national stage aren’t all it takes to be a serious candidate. These people, nearly all of whom share the same essential platform, give or take some social issues, still hold beliefs that are sharply incompatible with reality. Excessive regulation, not weak consumer spending, for example, is what’s keeping the private sector depressed. Except not. Oh, and health care is best delivered by as free a market (i.e., unfettered by regulations) as possible. Except not. Taxes in America are outrageously high and must be reduced or eliminated outright. Again-- they're not.
Weisberg notes that Mitt Romney has “evaluated the marketplace” and so recognized “the demand for competence rather than ideology.” Apparently, the former governor has risen head and shoulders above his competitors by virtue of a studied near-centrism. I don’t buy it—Romney still, according to his campaign’s website, even, believes that taxes must be cut, regulations slashed, unions bashed, and health insurance left to market mechanisms. Serious ideas to help the working class are conspicuously absent.
We know what works. We can look oversees and, at times, to our own history to see what can stimulate anemic demand, when government needs to intervene to control industry’s negative externalities, how labor and capital can coexist, and how, in a wealthy country, every single person can have access to excellent health care regardless of the size of their bank account.
The Republican party is still brazen in its unwillingness to let facts, data, or precedent get in the way of its ideology. It’s disingenuous to declare some return to “sanity” simple because a primary debate didn’t devolve into hysterics.
